The power of not knowing the future

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!