the power to shit bricks

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The power to slip on anything.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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the power to vote

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!