The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power of trolling your self

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to think you have powers.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!