The power to see through thin air

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!