The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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the power to fail at everything you

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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the power of make your leg invisible

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!