The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to die at will

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!