The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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See through invisible people

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The ability to smell colors.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!