the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power of micro penis.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The ability to not talk.

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Liam Brudenell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!