The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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the power to read captchas

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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the power to move something right next to you

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!