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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to perpetually yawn.

the power to die at will

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to die when you do Anything!!!

THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power of exact change

The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

The power to sleep

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to poop out your penis.

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

The ability to read a book by its cover

The power to die when u drink bleach

The power to go through open windows

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!