The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to lick your own back...

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!