The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!