The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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the power to fail

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!