the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the power to die at will

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power of exact change

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!