The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!