the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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the ability to die without any control

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!