The power to wear crocs.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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Lactokinesis

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to write complete sentenc

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the ability to become black.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!