The power to smell poop

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power of gentle breeze

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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the power to become retarded

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to die

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!