The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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See through invisible people

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The power to fall up.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to dance really well

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!