The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to to think less

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the power to see through water.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to live until you die.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the power... to read this

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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ikawlhan forever

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!