the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to be blind

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!