The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!