The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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Have sex but not feel it

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to only tell the truth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!