the power to control your own body movements

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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Ladder hands.

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The power to be dead

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to control dodos

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The ability to smell colors

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to close your nose

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to be stupid

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!