The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to shed hair

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!