The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to be phone

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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the power to die at will

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to burn ashes

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to be born.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!