The power to turn wine into water

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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Reverse Pooping

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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the power to know what time is not

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!