The power to sneeze scissors

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to run if you have no legs

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!