The power to turn wine into water

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the power to like mass effect 3

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the power to eat with your butt

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to hate nature

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!