The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to die

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to always be at half mast.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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ikawlhan forever

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!