The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

The power to fly, but only downwards

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

The power to produce sweat when hot.

The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

to change what time it is 1 time per week

Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

the ability to die once you have died

The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!