The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the power to fail any test you want

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!