The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!