to not care about pointless superpowers

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to write a country song

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!