the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!