The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!