The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

the power to fart terrible gas

the power to see with your eyes open

The power to get older every second

The power to erase anything written in pencil

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to wear crocs.

The power to always be at half mast.

The power to pee out blue

The power to move through light at the speed of time

The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

The ability to see everything in shades of green

The power to summon a lamp... Once.

the power to

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

The power to transform into air.

The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

The ability to make water luke warm.

The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

The power to make things invisible...to you.

The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!