The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to poke

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to have children at will.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to think.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to catch em all

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to do nothing/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!