The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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the power to die at will

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!