The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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the power to nit propely

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to eat food

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to peak braille

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!