The Power to bite your own ear.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to burn ashes

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to not have power

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!