The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!