The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to have a small penis

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to give your wife rights

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!