The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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the power to write comic books

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!