The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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Imortality.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to be HUMAN

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to spell backwards.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!