The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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Guys, it's over.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to be your self

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!