the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to sleep

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to spell backwards.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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Reverse Pooping

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!