The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to know what Erika is!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!