Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to annoy people

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!