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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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the power to be phone

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The Power of cheese

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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the power to feel extreme pain

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to lick your own back...

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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power to breathe

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to write a country song

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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hey

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The power to bleed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!