The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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the power to speak in Braille.

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!