the power to be phone

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The Power of cheese

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to do nothing

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to bleed

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to wink really fast.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!