The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!