The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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Dejavu

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!