the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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vomitspit

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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Steel kidneys

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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The power to look into the past

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!