The power to reproduce asexually.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!