The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to grow boobs

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to fart at will.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!