The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to turn water into wine.

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Facebook.

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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The power of Pinesol baby

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!