The power to get a boner any time you want

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to die when you die

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!