The power to send emails via pigeon

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to never end your .

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to die at will

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!