the power of fly... into an airplane

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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the power to make pigs fly.

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the power to not watch south park

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!