The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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the power to eat waffles

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!