The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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black people

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to be born.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!