The power to poop out you penis

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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The ability to float for half a second

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!