The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to pee any color

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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Laser pointer vision.

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The power to see into the present

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to watch grass grow

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!