the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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THA PWR 2 MiiSSPELL ERRTHANG WHiiLE WRiiTiiNG iiN AWL CAPz ONE THA iiNTERNET

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!