To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the power to send future you crazy

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A power level of under 9000.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to turn wine into water

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to state the obvious.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to get older every second

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the power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!