The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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the power to die....

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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the power to have a power.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power spite flower

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!