The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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the power to win the crying game

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!