the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

thumb_up thumb_down -64

The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

thumb_up thumb_down -104

to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

thumb_up thumb_down -106

The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

thumb_up thumb_down -106

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

thumb_up thumb_down -108

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

thumb_up thumb_down -150

the power to fly but only on a plane

thumb_up thumb_down +175

the power of 75% leviatation.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

spontaneous ejaculation

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

thumb_up thumb_down -23

The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

thumb_up thumb_down -87

the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

thumb_up thumb_down -121

The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

thumb_up thumb_down +206

the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

thumb_up thumb_down +162

The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

thumb_up thumb_down +144

The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

thumb_up thumb_down +128

The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

thumb_up thumb_down -58

The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

thumb_up thumb_down -98

The power to die whenever you fall asleep

thumb_up thumb_down -102

The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -116

The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

thumb_up thumb_down -126

The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

thumb_up thumb_down +195

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!