The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power of creating poop.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!