The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!