The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to fart in colour

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!