The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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the power to be justin bieber

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The power to switch gender identity

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The powers of a burnt face

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to have no powers

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!