the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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Being Aquaman

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to fart flames

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to die

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!